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By invitation of a current client

We'll outsell your best ad by at least 10%, or you don't pay a cent.

You're reading this because one of our clients put your name forward. We don't run this offer in public, and we don't take it to anyone who hasn't been vouched for.

Send us the best-performing ad you have running. We'll write ours, produce it on our dime, and put it head-to-head against yours, same audience, same spend, same window. If ours doesn't beat yours by 10% or more, you owe us nothing. Not for the copy. Not for the production. Not a cent.

An offer this one-sided only goes out to operators already moving real money, and only through the people we already work with.

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Who writes
The room

Your ad is written by apprentices trained directly under eight-figure VSL copywriters, the same hands behind controls you've watched run for years without burning out. We don't pitch. We don't keep a roster. We don't take work we can't beat. A few controls go out each quarter, and the response numbers settle who pays whom.

If we lose
You pay nothing.
  • · No creative fee
  • · No production fee
  • · You keep the data and your control
If we win
One creative fee.
  • · Agreed in writing before the test
  • · No add-ons. No surprise line items
  • · Credited if we continue full-service

How it works.

  1. 01

    Send your best ad.

    The one currently pulling the most for you.

  2. 02

    We write ours.

    On our dime. You approve every word before it runs.

  3. 03

    Head-to-head test.

    Same audience, same spend, same window. No tricks.

  4. 04

    The numbers decide.

    Beat yours by 10%+ and we get paid. Anything less is free.

Requirements.

To accept the invitation

  • At least five figures a month in ad spend.

    Below that there isn't enough volume to declare a clean winner, the test isn't fair to either of us.

  • A real control ad.

    Something you're already running, with numbers attached. We need something to beat.

  • Creative freedom on the challenger.

    You keep legal and factual approval. We keep the pen. Without that, the guarantee comes off the table.

  • A referral, or an application strong enough to stand in for one.

    We don't take cold work. If you weren't forwarded this, tell us who you are and what you're running.

Confidential

Apply.

Read personally by the principal. Three business days to a yes, a no, or a referral.